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Happy Birthdays!!!

2012-03-16T13:12:00.002-07:00

From the whole Stukuls Industries© Gang!

Happy Birthday Rita!

2012-03-01T20:54:00.001-08:00

Looks like you have been caught!

Happy Valentine's Day!

2012-02-14T09:27:00.000-08:00

From all of us at Stukuls Industries™ Ltd.

including Rita the Famous Explorer™, Figs the Cat,

JoJo & Samuel the Monkeys seen above.

Your Very Own Dexter!

2012-02-09T17:28:00.001-08:00

Now thanks to Satcho Bob Enterprises and Stukuls Industries you can enjoy a little Dexter in your own home!

Hooray for Industry!

Three Cheers for Dexter!

For personal use only.
Not for gambling.

Due to New York State Law:
pipe not included.

Enjoy.

Bonus Holiday Card, Papal Edition!

2011-12-19T21:25:00.000-08:00

Just in from the Vatican gift shop!

Now kids can help Pope Benedict XVI reach for heaven as kneels in prayer in your own home.

Print, fold and help the Pope pray!

Midnight Mass will never be the same again!

Many many thanks to Monsignor Commesso manager of the Ye Olde Vatican Gift Shoppe©.

Hopping You a Very Merry Christmas!!!

2011-12-19T21:07:00.000-08:00

Looks like another Christmas Season has rolled around. Plus another contest to decide the true meaning of Christmas.

It is up to you to decide!

As Jesus said, "You gotta know when to hold'em and you gotta know when to fold'em." Mark 3:12

The Inflatable Children Return to New York City!

2011-11-11T18:18:00.000-08:00

December 17th, New York City!

An early Christmas gift from the Inflatable Family to you!

Let us introduce the starting lineup below.

Cut! Fold! Glue! Enjoy!

Greg S on the Guitar!

2011-11-11T03:53:00.000-08:00

Greg on the Guitar

2011-11-11T03:52:00.001-08:00

Jeff on the Drums

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Brian on the Bass

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Derek the yodeler

2011-11-11T03:47:00.000-08:00

Deep Sea Diving Dexter

2011-09-05T07:31:00.000-07:00

Never a day off for our Dexter.

How deep can you go?

Any sunken treasure?

Dexter Rides out the Storm!

2011-08-27T19:29:00.000-07:00

What about Irene?

No problem.

Dexter comes prepared!

Dexter Sets Sail

2011-08-16T18:14:00.000-07:00

Off Dexter goes! What a summer for a sail.

America's Cup here he comes!

Wait one second! Is that not a cat boat your sailing Dexter?

Where is Cat'O?

Whats taking so long?

2011-08-01T08:12:00.000-07:00

In case your wondering why there are no new posts, Dexter has been rushing around working on a new and secret project. He was in such a rush that his car was driven to the ground! He sent me this photo from the road.

Good news is he go his jalopy back up and purring like a kitten!

Speaking of cats, Dexter is on his way to pick up his trusted

valet Cat O'Cat later this week!

The Great Escape!

2011-07-08T11:51:00.000-07:00

Looks like Dexter is getting away for the weekend!

His best friend Nicola is jumping out of a plane too for charity. You can help her raise money for a great cause:

http://www.justgiving.com/NSIC

Hope you find that pipe Dexter!

Dexter 's Up in the Air

2011-06-29T19:40:00.000-07:00

My goodness Dexter, how many flying machines do you own?

Is that an inflight meal too?

It's a Bird…It's a Plane…No it's Dexter!

2011-06-27T17:02:00.000-07:00

Dexter as he soars high over the city of Brooklyn. Fresh off of a loop da loop under and over the Brooklyn Bridge!

My hero!

Dexter goes for a drive

2011-06-23T14:13:00.000-07:00

Look at that old jalopy go!

Go Dexter Go!

Taly-Ho!

2011-06-17T16:10:00.000-07:00

Attention all Ladies and Gentlemen,

Dexter is going out on loan as an official Mascot™ to another prestigious firm this weekend. Thus the B and not the D.

As you can see it will be an excited weekend and perhaps capped off with a martini made of the finest gin and some wonderful cucumber sandwiches.

Don't worry folks it is all above board and in good fun!

Dexter Goes Dutch

2011-06-16T20:17:00.000-07:00

Good Day Old Chap!

Our new Mascot Dexter is off!

Seen here riding a new fangled Dutch Bike that the kids are talking so much about these days. Spreading the good Stukuls name all across the city.

Look out for him on a street near you!

Cheshire Cat

2011-06-15T18:23:00.000-07:00

A visit to Brooklyn area head quarters last week from our English friend from Cheshire.

Came by then disappeared before we could really catch up.

What a cool cat.

Might have been the smoking ban.

Dexter's Previous Employ

2011-05-07T10:05:00.000-07:00

Just want to show everyone what Dexter did for his previous employers the British Dog Bone Company Ltd.

With a mug like his representing the firm, how in the world did that company go out of business?

Happy Belated May Day!

2011-05-07T09:49:00.000-07:00

Well the strike is still on at the web site so in honor of those workers I present to you: Dexter the dog! A new mascot we at Stukuls Industries picked up for a song from the British Dog Bone Company Ltd. liquidation sale.

Enjoy.

I hope Dexter likes his new job.

The Official Hamilton Burr Dueling Game™ !

2011-03-30T20:52:00.000-07:00

Just got back from the Weehawken Dueling Grounds and the fantastic Ye Olde Gift Shoppe. I picked up their wonderful new action game, The Table Top Dueling Game™. I Quickly cut it out and started dueling!

Fortunately bought a pair Official Ben Franklin Safety Glasses™ while at the Olde Shoppe along with

two sodas and straws*!!!

*Sadly not included with the game.

What else can I say but:

Ready.

Aim.

Fire!!!

Meet Useful, the new Stukuls Utility mascot!

2011-03-19T08:10:00.000-07:00

Useful has joined the Stukuls Electricity & Power team. He formerly worked for the State run Mongolian Utility Company. We are lucky to have such a talent join us.
Good luck Useful!

Saw these at Ye Olde Gift Shoppe @ Weehawken Dueling Grounds Gift Shop

2011-03-10T06:37:00.000-08:00

Just look at these gems from the Weehawken Dueling Grounds Gift Shop®. They seem to be drawn from the Sirus J. Fish original etching found in the "Weehawken Daily Freeman" of 1832 that were based on the eye witness account of Dr. David Hosak!

I have to go and pick me up one!

A Couple from Manayunk

2011-02-25T10:17:00.000-08:00

A wonderful couple I met from Manayunk, Philadelphia.

Labor dispute almost settled

2011-02-08T07:06:00.000-08:00

The labor strike at derekstukuls.com is almost over!!!

Management has accepted Unions demands!

Hooray for the working man!

Dapper Derek, Dandy

2011-02-01T19:54:00.000-08:00

Wow! I have gotten so many comments on this blog, especially about my appearance. So without further ado,
I introduce the latest drawing based on a photo of me.
Enjoy!

Stukuls Book Club

2011-01-26T08:10:00.000-08:00

A selection from last year. Winner of the Silver Medal Van Doenck Dutch Early American Children's Award.

It lost too the best selling "Dreams Awoken by Wood, A children's history of new world clog's". The upstate New York Dutch children could not get enough of this book. Soon the be an animated film.

Hamlet

2011-01-22T16:00:00.000-08:00

The hedgehog in the lead role of Hamlet, in the Latvian National Shakespeare Company's most recent production of Hamlet.

Sveiki!

2011-01-20T08:19:00.000-08:00

A little Latvian "Hello" from a little European friend!

An old character that will hopefully star in a new book.

Still in talks with his agent.

He drives a hard bargain!

The tree stump says it is in.

Riding in the New Year!

2011-01-05T16:59:00.000-08:00

A poster in honor of the amazing Citizens Arrest reunion.

18" x 24"

Two Color Silk Screen

If you would like one for yourself contact me and I can put you through to those souls that are selling it for a mere Fifteen Dollars American!

The Two Sides of Christmas!

2010-12-22T21:31:00.001-08:00

Happy X-Mas or Merry Christmas?

Presents or Peace?

Shopping Mall or Donkey Stall?

Santas, Sacks & Sleighs or Vicars, Vigils & Virgins?

Which side are you on?

Choose one. Take a stand and stick with it
this holiday season.

Or not. Changing your mind is easy.

As easy as a 1.2.3.

1.    Click the image above to Download it
     to your personal computer

2.    Print image onto your favorite paper
     (printer and paper not included)

3.    Hang Santa side up to have a Happy X-Mas or
     Hang Jesus side up to have a Merry Christmas

Whichever you choose,
Derek and Rita are staying neutral but
they do wish you a Happy New Year.

Act Now For A Special Holiday Bonus!!!

2010-12-22T21:27:00.001-08:00

For all your privacy needs during this busy Holiday Season,
we are now offering - for the first time ever -
the free and freshly patented

2010 Two Sides of Christmas Door Sign™
and tree ornament!

Simply print, fold in half, and glue or tape together.
Then cut out along the inside of the yellow circle
and hang from your favorite doorknob!

Is it just us, or does it seem weighted in one direction

this year?

No bah, humbug!

2010-12-20T17:36:00.000-08:00

Look out Scrooge! Looks like a new card is on it's way!

Unless of course old Scrooge has his way this holiday. Then it could end up being a turkey.

Sadly no time to mail it, so this year we are entering the computer age for the Lord's birthday. Sure saves on postage but a card not in the mail is a real loss in my book.

Coming Soon! Hopefully!

2010-01-18T07:28:00.001-08:00

Just in time for the holidays!

Easy to follow instructions

2009-12-22T08:41:00.000-08:00

Some help for those in need.

No reading required.

Print it out for Christ's sake!

2009-12-16T07:09:00.001-08:00

For your downloading pleasure!
Share the birth of Christ
with your family, friends and enemies alike.
Just download, print on your favorite paper and assemble.
Just like it was at the very first Christmas.