Act Now For A Special Holiday Bonus!!!

For all your privacy needs during this busy Holiday Season,
we are now offering - for the first time ever -
the free and freshly patented 

2010 Two Sides of Christmas Door Sign™ 
and tree ornament!

Simply print, fold in half, and glue or tape together.
Then cut out along the inside of the yellow circle 
and hang from your favorite doorknob!

Is it just us, or does it seem weighted in one direction 

this year?