Wednesday, December 22, 2010

The Two Sides of Christmas!

Happy X-Mas or Merry Christmas?

Presents or Peace?
Shopping Mall or Donkey Stall?
Santas, Sacks & Sleighs or Vicars, Vigils & Virgins?

Which side are you on?
Choose one. Take a stand and stick with it 
this holiday season.
Or not. Changing your mind is easy.
As easy as a 1.2.3.

1.    Click the image above to Download it
     to your personal computer 

2.    Print image onto your favorite paper
     (printer and paper not included) 

3.    Hang Santa side up to have a Happy X-Mas or
     Hang Jesus side up to have a Merry Christmas

Whichever you choose, 
Derek and Rita are staying neutral but
they do wish you a Happy New Year.

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we are now offering - for the first time ever -

the free and freshly patented 

2010 Two Sides of Christmas Door Sign™ 
and tree ornament!

Simply print, fold in half, and glue or tape together.
Then cut out along the inside of the yellow circle 
and hang from your favorite doorknob!

Is it just us, or does it seem weighted in one direction 
this year?

Monday, December 20, 2010

No bah, humbug!

Look out Scrooge! Looks like a new card is on it's way!

Unless of course old Scrooge has his way this holiday. Then it could end up being a turkey.

Sadly no time to mail it, so this year we are entering the computer age for the Lord's birthday. Sure saves on postage but a card not in the mail is a real loss in my book.